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Chapter 1: The Douche -Harold and Emily meet under unpleasant circumstances.
Chapter 2: The Long Arm of Hanlon - Harold enjoys a minor win against Mr. Hanlon.
Chapter 3: The Dangers of Digging- Harold helps his father dig a hole for a fire pit, they find something strange under the dirt.
Chapter 4: If Skulls could Speak- Harold wakes from an odd dream, and cleans the skull they found for show and tell.
Chapter 5: What Happened to Rufus AND Chapter 6: Art Can Be Anything You Want- Harold's friend and neighbor, Joe Jones, is having a bad day... He can't find his puppy, and his crush won't text him back. Harold on the other hand hits it off with Emily.
Chapter 7: How to Flirt- Harold brags about making plans with Emily, and gives Joe Jones some advice. Things might be looking up for Joe, when he gets a text message from Kait: She needs to see him.
Chapter8: Can You Dig It- Harold helps his dad finish the fire pit. He feels great, until he learns that the search for Rufus is over. Harold joins Joe's family for an impromptu pet funeral. And they lay what's left of Rufus to rest...
Chapter 9: Fight or Flight- Harold has a bit of showdown with the douche, Emily deliberately stays on the sidelines and has a moment of introspection. Joe continues to grieve, Harold has an idea.
Chapter 10: The Trap- Harold, Emily, Joe, and Kait have a bonfire, but it's not all fun and games. The four friends and the hopeful couples grow closer together over the setting of a trap. They want to catch the coyote that savaged Rufus, and Joe wants to give it hell.
Chapter 11: The Motherfucker- Joe Jones almost has a successful sexual encounter with the girl he's crushing on. Then he gets savaged by the creature he was hunting.
Chapter 12: It's All Fun and Games Until Your Friend Gets Savaged by a Coyote and the Law Gets Involved- Harold wakes up in confusion, and is surrounded by questions. But they are overshadowed by news of Joe's death.
Chapter 13: Shake the Rust Off- Harold starts to seriously wonder just what kind of creature really killed his friend. He and his dad head to the museum to dig deeper or (take his mind off it, depending on who who you ask.)
Chapter 14: If at First You don't Succeed....- Harold is convinced that the motherfucker is something more than animal- something supernatural or demonic. His dad agrees to set a second trap, and keep vigil with him through the night, if only to dispel Harold's superstition.
Chapter 15: Hear some Evil, See some Evil- Harold talks to Kait, and learns more about what she saw.
Chapter 16: Too Fool for School- Harold and Emily have a reconciliation in passing. Harold and Mr. Hanlon have the opposite.
Chapter 17: The Truth Will Out- The museum cannot get a hold of Harold to tell him their findings. Because he's busy hearing an apology from his teacher. Hanlon is later savagely accosted by an evil creature in the school halls.
Chapter 18: Keep it Locked Down- The school is in lockdown. Stuck in a room by himself, Harold has time and no way to spend it. He begins to understand the nature of his torment.
THE FOUR CHAPTER CONCLUSION! The loose ends tie themselves into a big ball of shit. Enjoy!
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ReplyDeleteIncredibly good writing here. You know what you are doing. Word of advice: a story doesn't tell itself - you have to plan events and chapters, before you write them. I recommend borrowing a book on how to do this, like "Plot and Structure" by James Bell, or any of a dozen similar ones.
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Hey Peter, thanks for the advise! As for the offer, no need- I'm sure I can pick something up from the library.
Deletethanks again!
Oh this is the garbage you shamelessly plugged on (https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/bj3bqy/i_dont_know_where_to_post_this_but_my_toddler/).... Turns out that post got locked by the mods, and removed. Guess they don't like douche bags spamming their page with blogshit.
ReplyDeleteYour writing is trash anyway, why the fuck are you trying to get people to read it? You want people to be unhappy? Get the fuck off of reddit. We don't want you there.
What the fuck is wrong with you people? Reddit is seriously a cesspool of angry nerds isn't it? You act like I committed some atrocity for linking to my blog, but NEWSFLASH shitbird, my blog isn't monetized. I'm not getting paid to do this, it's just to honor my dad.
DeleteNewsflash? LOL I'm not even gonna tell you why that made you look dumb.
DeleteBut I will tell you this blog doesn't "honor" your dad at all. You fuckign changed his will without his consent, you kill animals even though you know he'd hate that.
Seriously, if he read this blog he'd be ashamed of it and of you.
it didn't make me look dumb fuck you
DeleteOh, sorry... Doe's your butt hurt?
Deletelisten redditard, if anyone here is butthrut its you. You came to my blog to complain, because it just rocked your worldview so much when I posted a link.
DeleteFUCK YOU
And fuckeverything you say.
Look at the time stamps! You are responding within minutes everytime I post a reply to your stupid shit mouth.
Guess what that means to the rest of us? If yo post anonymous you're not getting notifications, so that can only mean one thing: You are literally hitting refresh like it's your job. THere's the proof of who's butthurt here.
Look I'm flattered that you are hanging on my every word, but back up off my nuts, ok?
I find your writing a little forced and over described like your trying to hard , although there is something there maybe you should refrain from being so derogatory, as it can and will have a negative aspect on your writing and the feelings of people who are potentially interested in your writing. Be sure to stay professional.
ReplyDeleteI like ur writing but can you please use less swears i want to show this to friends at church and sorry for your loss
ReplyDeleteHey, thanks for the condolences. It won't be immediate, but if you like this book and want it without swears, I will produce a "swear-free" edited version which I'll make available for download.
DeleteDon't expect anything super fancy, I'm just gonna control F the bad words and replace them with "frick" and "heck"
I'll reply again when it's ready (won't be for a while)