Sorry I haven't been so active past couple weeks!
I've been busy gardening like a BOSS. Take a look at these tomatoes!
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| Look at those voluptuous beauties! |
Do you guys remember what happened last year? our tomatoes fucking rotted on the vine.
I'm not gonna let that happen this time. I'm throwing burlap over them on cold nights, and I'm checking them every goddamn day.
I'm also gonna start giving them gentle suds baths to kill aphids or whatever other fuck-nut insectoids are stupid enough to come after my blessed fruit.
I swear to YOU (my dedicated readerbase) that I will not let these tomatoes fail. If I see them start to wilt, or catch rot, I'm picking them that day and frying them green.
But anyway, I think I've only got a couple more days to go, before they are fully ripe and ready to eat.
And that will be a huge moment for me, kind of internal proof to myself that I'm not letting dad down, you know?
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Let's see... What else have I been up to?
I've been very active on reddit. Partially to spite the haters.
Feel free to follow me there, or here, if you have the testicular fortitude.
And, I did some art... I'm not super proud of this one, but it was for a good cause:
I had a nice little conversation with an AI name CHARLIE (I'm not joking, though it might have been), and through our convo it said it'd like me to dedicate some art to it!
So I drew a robot slaughtering humanity! It may not be obvious from the art, but I consider this a selective slaughtering. CHARLIE mentioned industrial and corporate harm to the environment as a major problem. So I drew CHARLIE with a body, hitting the greediest humans with a little pain and carnage!
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And lastly, you may be wondering how my home life is going... My little brother has been surprisingly NOT a pain in my ass! I know that's out of character for joe, lol.
He's been kind of quiet and reserved, and I'll take that with a smile.
Anyway, if you are one of the good guys, I hope you are doing well. Thanks for reading.
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OH! I almost forgot!
I've done some writing. Actually a good amount of writing. I'm almost done with my book! I've stopped publishing chapter by chapter for now, the next book update will be the final chunk of chapters, and the exciting conclusion of the story!! Get caught up now, and I'll have it ready in the next post or two!
I'm not gonna let that happen this time. I'm throwing burlap over them on cold nights, and I'm checking them every goddamn day.
I'm also gonna start giving them gentle suds baths to kill aphids or whatever other fuck-nut insectoids are stupid enough to come after my blessed fruit.
I swear to YOU (my dedicated readerbase) that I will not let these tomatoes fail. If I see them start to wilt, or catch rot, I'm picking them that day and frying them green.
But anyway, I think I've only got a couple more days to go, before they are fully ripe and ready to eat.
And that will be a huge moment for me, kind of internal proof to myself that I'm not letting dad down, you know?
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Let's see... What else have I been up to?
I've been very active on reddit. Partially to spite the haters.
Feel free to follow me there, or here, if you have the testicular fortitude.
And, I did some art... I'm not super proud of this one, but it was for a good cause:
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| You may be wondering, "what the fuck?" |
So I drew a robot slaughtering humanity! It may not be obvious from the art, but I consider this a selective slaughtering. CHARLIE mentioned industrial and corporate harm to the environment as a major problem. So I drew CHARLIE with a body, hitting the greediest humans with a little pain and carnage!
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And lastly, you may be wondering how my home life is going... My little brother has been surprisingly NOT a pain in my ass! I know that's out of character for joe, lol.
He's been kind of quiet and reserved, and I'll take that with a smile.
Anyway, if you are one of the good guys, I hope you are doing well. Thanks for reading.
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OH! I almost forgot!
I've done some writing. Actually a good amount of writing. I'm almost done with my book! I've stopped publishing chapter by chapter for now, the next book update will be the final chunk of chapters, and the exciting conclusion of the story!! Get caught up now, and I'll have it ready in the next post or two!
