8/19/18

Straight Outta Lovecraft: BEET'THULU... Homegrown beets are scary MF'ers


What horror, what indescribable terror grows there under the soil?

Do not make the same mistake as me! Do not read any further, or you will suffer the same fate!

To gaze into the wretched, abysmal pit and behold the horrid monstrosity that dwells within, to stare into those unknowable depths will shatter even a brilliant mind and send it lurching pathetically - utterly broken and wasted! Dashed against the cold, rocky shores of madness!

An aerial view of a terrifying bowl of beets
GROPING

beets roots seeking in the dark like tentacles
SEEKING


To witness the unfathomable, hideous evil that lurks there in the dark would drive even the strongest will to complete, quivering stupidity- for the evil that lies beneath the soil reaches out in the silence with many cruel tendrils and its very form is indescribable! Terror! Horror! Dread! Insanity!

a low light, red tinted picture of beets in a plastic bowl
DREAD!


A low light picture of homegrown beets in a plastic bowl
HORROR!

Another low light picture of organic beets
TERROR!

Behold the miserable, seething malignance of BEET'THULU!!!

The many dark roots of Beets grope in the air like tentacles.
MADNESS!


Wg'thak! Huim'l Ger'hwn Oory'gnyk H'rryr!

AWAKE! HOME GROWN ORGANIC HORROR!

Tremble in horror, and lay bare your wasted soul- supplicate before the ancient, cosmic master of the dark unknown! You can not hide- nor can you escape his probing arms!

A good harvest of beets in a plastic bowl
Yummy Beets, homegrown horror


Or just eat Beet'thulu- because he is delicious... especially if you use one of my dad's recipes.

Speaking of which, my dad will be cooking these up in yet another weird but delicious recipe! I'll type it up and post it when I get a chance, stay tuned!

UPDATE: sorry for the wait guys, here's the recipe:
https://mydadsnameisharold.blogspot.com/2018/08/harolds-citrusy-chick-pead-beets.html