What horror, what indescribable terror grows there under the soil?
Do not make the same mistake as me! Do not read any further, or you will suffer the same fate!
To gaze into the wretched, abysmal pit and behold the horrid monstrosity that dwells within, to stare into those unknowable depths will shatter even a brilliant mind and send it lurching pathetically - utterly broken and wasted! Dashed against the cold, rocky shores of madness!
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| GROPING |
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| SEEKING |
To witness the unfathomable, hideous evil that lurks there in the dark would drive even the strongest will to complete, quivering stupidity- for the evil that lies beneath the soil reaches out in the silence with many cruel tendrils and its very form is indescribable! Terror! Horror! Dread! Insanity!
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| DREAD! |
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| HORROR! |
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| TERROR! |
Behold the miserable, seething malignance of BEET'THULU!!!
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| MADNESS! |
Wg'thak! Huim'l Ger'hwn Oory'gnyk H'rryr!
AWAKE! HOME GROWN ORGANIC HORROR!
Tremble in horror, and lay bare your wasted soul- supplicate before the ancient, cosmic master of the dark unknown! You can not hide- nor can you escape his probing arms!
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| Yummy Beets, homegrown horror |
Or just eat Beet'thulu- because he is delicious... especially if you use one of my dad's recipes.
Speaking of which, my dad will be cooking these up in yet another weird but delicious recipe! I'll type it up and post it when I get a chance, stay tuned!
UPDATE: sorry for the wait guys, here's the recipe:
https://mydadsnameisharold.blogspot.com/2018/08/harolds-citrusy-chick-pead-beets.html
