Dad doesn't make it home? This squirrel bites the dust.
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| This squirrel stays in the cage, until I hear one way or the other about my dad. |
Even if God doesn't exist, maybe all you stupid fuckign haters wishing horrible things on my dad will think twice.
But guess what I'm a man of my word. As much as I wanna take out this mood on that little squirrel, I will absolutely let it live if Dad comes home.
UPDATE: It didn't work. This squirrel is fucking toast.
